Consultant: So, today is the checkpoint for the designs, status should be on 90% completed, meaning everything’ done and waiting for final review. Are you finished?

Inder: Yes, I put the status on 90% completed

Consultant: Ok, let’s have a quick look at the document. Well… the document is basically empty? How can you put it on 90% completed?

Inder: Yes, document is empty - but it’ all in my head!